Pictured Above: Putrid right after waking up on a Sunday morning.

A top-notched niece-fucker, xPutridImp holds the PSUC record for both closest relative fucked, and youngest relative fucked. He was also able to smoke two entire ounces of brick weed in one day, which only cost him five dollars. He has the ability to bend time and space, as he drove 15 miles, going at 120mph and it took him 13 minutes total, while a mere mortal would take 7.5 minutes to make that trip, meaning he used his powers to increase the distance; a truly noteworthy feat.